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By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 03:36 - United States

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - East Carondelet

Today, I'm babysitting kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4 a.m. and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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By Levi2411 - 31/12/2018 04:00

Today, I'm babysitting. The kids have only been home at the same time together for 15 minutes. Two of them have punched each other and the other is running in circles screaming. What is wrong with this picture? FML

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By GabsAlot829 - 21/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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By Rory - 14/04/2012 22:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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By 1D-107 - 31/07/2012 17:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML

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By UnpaidBabysitter - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, I was shut in a boiling hot room with six children: a ten year-old who kept shouting; a belligerent seven year-old; two five year-olds who thought hitting me was funny, and two two year-olds who wouldn't stop crying. Their parents were just outside, laughing away, ignoring me. FML

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By fattymcbutterpants - 19/06/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML

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uccello 0

Friday 25 March 2011 9:06

why did u agree to it in the first place.

MrLaryRottweila 1

Friday 25 March 2011 9:08

YDI for not doing it for no reason. I mean I would understand if it were your mom

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cronosilver 0

Friday 25 March 2011 9:39

**** that I would call her up and say "hey bitch come pick up your ******* little ***** or I'm turning them over to child services"

Norwegian_Wood 4

Friday 25 March 2011 16:55

Have to say, I'd do the same. Those little brats sound like they've crossed the line and there's no way I'd even finish out the babysitting job. Then again, I don't really like kids, so this sounds like a nightmare to me.

doctorxxSWAGG 0

Friday 25 March 2011 9:43

Haha, it's too late for u buddy! But I suggest alcohol

ImKindaABigDeal 6

Friday 25 March 2011 14:24

For her or the kids? Either way would probably work

Zebidee 8

Friday 25 March 2011 9:44

Look at it this way - your problem is over in an hour or so. Their mother has them forever.

olaf2010 0

Friday 25 March 2011 11:42

no their mother had the chance to disipline them and raise them well

beeship321 5

Friday 25 March 2011 12:42

Am I the only one who read "she has no intention of coming back"?

Zebidee 8

Friday 25 March 2011 13:55

Yes you are. The rest of us read "Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon." It's not like she'll be gone forever.

underpaid011 0

Friday 25 March 2011 9:45

sell them on eBay.

azrael_xx 14

Friday 25 March 2011 9:54

^^^great idea... though i don't think many people would bid for three awful children like that haha

klonopin_ftw 0

Friday 25 March 2011 10:01

pedobear always likes a good fight before he rapes..

Zebidee 8

Friday 25 March 2011 11:18

You don't sell them whole! They're worth more as parts.

bananahannahjo 0

Friday 25 March 2011 13:35

22 of course you would make them sound like saints when listing them on eBay. Not the heathens that they actually are :) just have a strict no return policy lol