Kids: Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven....

By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 03:36 - United States

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - East Carondelet

Today, I'm babysitting kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4 a.m. and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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Make it stop

By Levi2411 - 31/12/2018 04:00

Today, I'm babysitting. The kids have only been home at the same time together for 15 minutes. Two of them have punched each other and the other is running in circles screaming. What is wrong with this picture? FML

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Take this

By GabsAlot829 - 21/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

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That's not how it works

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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By Rory - 14/04/2012 22:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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By 1D-107 - 31/07/2012 17:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML

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By UnpaidBabysitter - 07/08/2019 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was shut in a boiling hot room with six children: a 10-year-old who kept shouting, a belligerent 7-year-old, two 5-year-olds who thought hitting me was funny and two 2-year-olds, who wouldn't stop crying. Their parents were just outside, laughing away, ignoring me. FML

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By fattymcbutterpants - 19/06/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML

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uccello 0

Friday 25 March 2011 9:06

why did u agree to it in the first place.

MrLaryRottweila 1

Friday 25 March 2011 9:08

YDI for not doing it for no reason. I mean I would understand if it were your mom

Comments

fml_psl 0

Friday 25 March 2011 10:26

Hmm

diabian 9

Friday 25 March 2011 10:35

smack them on their butts, before you txt or call their mom to say that they are falsely going to accuse you of hitting them... honestly smack them hard!

tromboneboy 2

Saturday 26 March 2011 4:07

AMEN!!!!!!

jagd 0

Friday 25 March 2011 10:45

show them your drivers license and tell them how it allows you to kill three people per year, problem solved

lesdodis 0

Friday 25 March 2011 12:29

haha that's what I'm talkin about

im_awsome 2

Friday 25 March 2011 15:04

#54 yut hot lol btw thats a good ideaa.

Cenobyte 10

Friday 25 March 2011 10:46

Bribe them with sweeties and caffeine. That way when mommy gets them back, she also gets a proper 'thank-you'.

fml_psl 0

Friday 25 March 2011 11:02

Hmmn

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Friday 25 March 2011 11:08

Charge an extra $5 an hour, like in Date Night. Then when your employer is in a state of emergency tell her she'll have to triple your pay.

xgetxbentx 13

Friday 25 March 2011 11:44

she's not getting paid at all, so they can't triple her rate.

nitemare0 17

Friday 25 March 2011 11:25

your fault for agreeing to a payless job

xgetxbentx 13

Friday 25 March 2011 11:42

pretty sure you can call child protective services on the mom if she's just up and leaving her kids with you without giving you any indication of when she'll be back....