By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
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RJB 0

Well you should pay your rent. There you go. :-)

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tehukiso 0

To be fair, if you get evicted for not paying your rent, you ARE a failure.

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c6dragster 0

give your dad a *******... it wont help but while you're sucking at life go ahead and share with him since you already ****** him on the rent.

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Sparkey 0

ykdi for not paying. Now find a real appartment and GTFO

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TripleG 0

It would have been smart to just live with your parents untill you could afford something. You could have worked out a deal that you pay the electric bill and a few other things. But, Oh Well already happened, so I have no idea why I just wasted my time explaining all that :)

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dark_sunlight 0

prooobably shouldn't have rented from your dad. :/

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic Mild asthmatic Never been to 2nd base But there's a whole nother me That you need to see Go check out MySpace 'cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious 'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online..."

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Intoxicunt 5

Win. That song reminded me of another one. "I've never been laid I try to talk to girls but I'm afraid. I've seen every Stark Trek movie ever made but I've never been laid." There's a lot more to the song, obviously. I think it would work better with the one about how the guy sits right next to his crush in class.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

ahah, whats that one called? i posted 'online' by brad paisley

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Intoxicunt 5

Not sure. It was on a parody-themed radio station out of Chicago called Bob and Tom. I think it's called "I've Never Been Laid." Or maybe "Leonard Lumpkin", because the singer claims that is his name. LOL, Lumpkin sounds suspiciously like blumpkin.

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mikcand 0

ppl who is insulting this person is stupid this person lives in california and the economy is so bad so how do u expect her to be able to pay rent the person might hve a bad job cuz he/she wus a stupid douche bag who dropped out of school

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DravensMommy 0

You hurt my head. OP: Grown the **** up and pay your damn rent.

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causeless 0

Tell your dad he's a failure for allowing you to become a failure.

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DameGreyWulf 0

That reminded me of this http://dark-velox.deviantart.com/art/EFN-R4-BlueSky-vs-Dulance-pt19-131890936

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Zoa_fml 0

Well then you probably should have paid your rent! failure!

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JustSoLost 8

YDI. Maybe you should have payed the rent.

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