By thefrightening1 - 05/09/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML
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oklahomaguy 0

Your landlord is probably mad because he's not hung like that pony.

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Matias_Says_FML 4

Yay for the pony!

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ghashlycrumbs 8

And? Become a strange hobo lady with a pony. Ride it everywhere and insist on taking it in the grocery store with you. It'd be fantastic.

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dannnngthatsux 19

"It's a service pony!!"

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chick011 0

You should have rode your ass up and down your neighborhood on that pony yelling, "The British are coming, the British are coming'" Just like Paul Revere.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

It's in the UK. Perhaps an American invasion?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

i was being Sarcastic, I woudnt let that happen to the UK, look like sarcasm doesnt work in the internet

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seeb49 7

Yep. To warn the British, right Mrs. Palin?

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seeb49 7

Oh god damn, this is in the UK. Well that joke is dead...

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Klug_fml 7

Ride through the streets of your town/city informing the residents of the impending British invasion.

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zombicidal 11

it might actually be in Britain she did use the flat instead of apartment but I still like your comment

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92910bg 4

That's party legend. Totally epic I envy that party

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Althenias 0

for pony! thats awesome, why would you get kicked out for that?

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zombicidal 11

its illegal to have horses within city limits most places even small towns like mine

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zombicidal 11

put some battle armor on it and take back your castle

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atroxletum 6

My stolen pony! Drunkenness was magic to me! My stolen pony Until you all stole a pony for me! Big adventure! Tons of booze! A wonderful beer, Tasty and strong! Sharing ponies, it's an easy feat, And vodka makes it all complete! You have my stolen pony, Don't you know you were my very best friends?

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candicurl 9

Looks like your landlord didn't like *puts on shades* the mane attraction. YEEEAAAHHHH

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