By thefrightening1 - 05/09/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML
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oklahomaguy 0

Your landlord is probably mad because he's not hung like that pony.

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Matias_Says_FML 4

Yay for the pony!

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leadman1989 15

They'll hang in pong court!!! Visual - ponies with powdered wigs.

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creedaddict 9

Classic drunkness lol

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mytello 0

Lol? Birds of the same feathers they say...

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dannnngthatsux 19

Um, no. No feathers, ponies don't have feathers. Pegasi do...

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wildfiresgirl 7

Lol! Sounds like your friends got some ideas from watching The Hangover. Except in this case, they discovered they couldn't steal Mike Tyson's tiger and so they decided to steal the next best thing!

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atroxletum 6

Was it Fluttershy? Rarity? Oh wait, you mean real pony. Too much Internet.

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harrywestt 0

Roflmao!! This is just to funny. It sucks that ur getting kicked out though, try picking better friends

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Enslaved 36

****Come on.... everybody ready to sing? If you're horny, Let's do it Ride it, My Pony My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it

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perdix 29

Of course the landlord wants you out -- you associate with felons. In the old West, horse-rustlin' was a capital offense, so legally speaking, your friends are roughly equivalent to Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy. Try not to hang out with scum.

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Enslaved 36

What? thief and murders/rapists equivalent? Are you trying to ruffle feathers? Damn you! It's working!!!!(:

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