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By thefrightening1 - 05/09/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United Kingdom

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 23:07 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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By bellaskyeb - 08/01/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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oklahomaguy 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:45

Your landlord is probably mad because he's not hung like that pony.

Matias_Says_FML 4

Monday 5 September 2011 17:43

Yay for the pony!

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TheJester12 15

Monday 5 September 2011 20:38

next time, we steal mike tyson's tiger!

Sha_rah 3

Monday 5 September 2011 20:41

What were they thinking?! That's somebody's beloved pet! If that happened to my pony, I'd bloody murder whoever did it!

Buzzy123 7

Monday 5 September 2011 20:50

Did u get to ride the pony at least?

Renae123 0

Monday 5 September 2011 21:17

No offense dude... But that's kinda what you get :/

dannnngthatsux 19

Tuesday 26 January 2016 23:36

Think poster was a girl. And, what you get for what?

painemission 3

Monday 5 September 2011 21:21

YDI for having the kind of friends who would do that in the first place.

xxmusicroxxx 0

Monday 5 September 2011 21:32

Poor pony!

95Sins 7

Monday 5 September 2011 22:24

You don't have to wish anymore!

fizzypop14 3

Monday 5 September 2011 22:34

at least it wasn't mike tyson's tiger

dearbarn 0

Monday 5 September 2011 22:54

2 that pic is ******* awesome

LovelyLadyFriend 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:29

Uhmmm...get new friends?

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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML

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Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

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Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

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Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

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Same thing different taste

Killjoy was hear

Very smart

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