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By forever1990 - 28/01/2013 11:52 - United States - York

Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML

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By WeddingWoes - 03/11/2012 19:42 - United States - Columbia

Today, I sampled some of the food my fiancée's mom is making for our wedding. Everything tasted terrible, and I almost vomited. Turns out she never actually went to culinary school as she claimed, but had just watched Julie and Julia. It's too late to book another caterer for the wedding. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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Weddings suck

By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 16:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML

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By sadbride - 09/10/2018 13:30

Today, my mom told me she is serving lasagna and Italian cream cake at my bridal shower. I'm severely lactose intolerant, which I have been telling her for years. She responded by telling me, and I quote, "The food is for the guests." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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Control

By Username - 23/03/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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Pipe down, Brenda

By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 19:38 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law decided that she is going to be in charge of planning my wedding. All decisions must be approved by her, and anything she doesn't like will be thrown out. She also wants to go on our honeymoon with us to make sure I don't "defile" her son. FML

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By need_cash_now - 28/04/2013 04:29 - United States

Today, six weeks before my wedding, my mother decided to claim that she never agreed on paying for it and that she doesn't think she will. Now I have six weeks to scavenge enough cash for the wedding she planned in the first place. FML

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By Ringless - 25/02/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Monday 28 January 2013 16:13

She's so intolerant...

taytoc 10

Monday 28 January 2013 16:14

I'm getting the vibe that she doesn't like you, if in fact she knew you were allergic to said food.

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trulymickeyj 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 3:00

Why didn't you tell her what to get, or if anyone is allergic?

calucalay 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 5:17

How did the wedding go? Other than that

asherm 15

Tuesday 29 January 2013 7:20

Monster in law

roachyroo 5

Tuesday 29 January 2013 13:17

My mom hides almonds and coconut in everything, says it isnt there and my allergies are in my head. I can't eat anything she prepares.

limitedition 25

Tuesday 29 January 2013 16:12

Time to make Mom some exlax (chocolate chip) cookies. She how she likes her food being sabotaged

limitedition 25

Tuesday 29 January 2013 16:06

Mother in laws...... Sadly many of them are just plain disrespectful. Now you know the kind of person she is.

DeBoss 8

Tuesday 29 January 2013 21:33

I never seem to understand that so many people have a sick, twisted or just platin ****** up mean m.i.l. Actually I thought it to be in the movies only... FML has now several times teached my differently.. Sadly... BTW. I loved my m.i.l May she rest in peace!