Miscellaneous: Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years....

By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 16:05 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML

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By shakira, when the walls fell - 23/10/2015 18:56 - Canada

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML

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By Noname - 25/11/2008 18:05 - Canada

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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By screwed - 30/07/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML

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Empathy lives

By Natasha9 - 22/05/2021 20:01

Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 22:55 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By mommymo - 16/09/2010 10:59 - Australia

Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, "So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?" FML

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Bad omen

By three years wasted - 01/10/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML

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Sixth sense

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML

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By ppd_sucks - 29/12/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML

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BlackFames 16

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:24

I'm sorry to hear that. That really ******* sucks.

Chicagoillinois 18

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:24

Maybe you should talk to your mom about appropriate behavior after the death of someone close...

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savemeSheehan 8

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:15

im so sorry about your friend and ur mom sucks

Darkest_Shadow 6

Sunday 26 July 2015 5:12

I'm sorry to hear that.

Valeon_K 16

Sunday 26 July 2015 8:00

First: I apologize for tagging the you deserved it, twas a misclick. You did not deserve your mother's ignorance or hurtful comment! You cry all you need. Nine years is a long time to know someone and then lose them like that. May you heal up when you can!

EcoAirWarrior 7

Sunday 26 July 2015 13:55

I mourned for several weeks after my golden retriever named Scooby Doo whom I had for thirteen years passed away from natural causes and remained depressed for a month when my bearded dragon passed on. They were both my best friends. I doubt that means I was engaging in sexual acts with either animal

wembleyfraggle 2

Sunday 26 July 2015 23:16

Your mother sounds crazy. Very sorry to hear, it's hard to lose a good friend. I had to hide my sorrow from my wife when an ex-girlfriend, who 15 years later became a friend, died; please accept all empathy I can give. God bless you.

Eivana 37

Monday 27 July 2015 1:36

I'm sorry. I went through a terrible loss a few years ago when a male friend of mine passed away. I still am not over it... And we were not a couple. It's really hard, especially when people take you lightly or worse, not understand.

dageorge21 12

Monday 27 July 2015 4:34

You gon live in the friend zone you gon die in the friendZone

seriouslygrowup 11

Monday 27 July 2015 9:49

your mom is right though.... poor guy... being friendzoned for 9 years...

Biker187 13

Monday 27 July 2015 20:30

Well here's my 2 cents for your 9 years of grieving. Get over it, people die all the time but it does sound like you need grief councling, maybe they'll prescribe a few joints to relax.

TallMist 32

Tuesday 28 July 2015 8:49

Way to be insensitive. Yes, people die all the time. But if you lost someone you deeply cared for, are you just gonna not care and move on? Best friend of NINE YEARS and they die and you're telling OP to just "move on" as if it's easy as that? Damn.