By No thank you - 04/02/2015 20:17 - United States - Columbus

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Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML
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tdawg91 17

So romantic! What girl wouldn't swoon?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Are there actually effective pick-up lines? Though that one, I admit, is particularly bad.

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bambam42069 13

Really that doesn't work on women? Shocker

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nialls_girl 13

Oh, but he sounds so caring!! Not...

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MrZsDad 19

no, but it does sound like an early retirement plan.

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Saluton 18

can we find a worse line? "I ****** your mom and I want to check if you were up to the mark" maybe?

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stumanchew 4

Damn. That sucks. Now I am down to only "So, you like anal?".

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sprints54 19

Nicer then some of the ones I've heard lol

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CandyApple88 13

In the workplace that would be considered sexual harassment. Report the ass.

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