By No thank you - 04/02/2015 20:17 - United States - Columbus

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Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML
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tdawg91 17

So romantic! What girl wouldn't swoon?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Are there actually effective pick-up lines? Though that one, I admit, is particularly bad.

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anthony99 14

I'm sure "be my baby momma" would've been more effective

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pedinhuh 23

it still puzzles me as to why people still uses pickup lines...

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Goblin182 26

Not a good pick up line, but a real good sexual harassment line.

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brandoneyez1 25

I have a co worker who never lets her men pull out... 3 babies later.... Yeah I don't get it either.

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vikky538 28

honey...those are called ****** up lines..not pick up lines...

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sexymomo1234 20

You should have said "you will never pull in"

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photographer49 22

#1 real winner if they handed out the Biggest Douche Award

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K_kanaka 26

Panties must drop on the floor for this guy.

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