By No thank you - 04/02/2015 20:17 - United States - Columbus

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Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML
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tdawg91 17

So romantic! What girl wouldn't swoon?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Are there actually effective pick-up lines? Though that one, I admit, is particularly bad.

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GoogleMeJack 6

This doesn't need to be shared on here... Only ugly chicks would post this...

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Nickoli42 3

I don't know. it's worked a few times.

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_3rdeye 10

well at least you know up front that he's an utter ass and not worth your time. on the other hand its harassment... which gives you the right to complain to hr. behavior like that guy, especially at the workplace is completely unacceptable and should be nipped in the bud.

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DrCheese 16

If I ****** you, I'd pull out every time.

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alexanderavatar 24

what about your so hot i can feel the fire of the holy spirit burning inside of you or girl when i see you you make me hard like geodude that i want to squirtle in you

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shartmydarts 8

I'd be willing to bet you've never "pulled out" of anything except for a dirty gym sock.

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