By No thank you - 04/02/2015 20:17 - United States - Columbus

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Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML
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tdawg91 17

So romantic! What girl wouldn't swoon?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Are there actually effective pick-up lines? Though that one, I admit, is particularly bad.

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fightingkittens 39

I'm going to thank you on behalf of the entire female population worldwide.

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bearstyle22 11

This is like something you would dare your friend to say in h.s but then deny daring him to cause you didnt think he would do it

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Wolfparable 22

Guys like that are absolutely disgusting. Hope you reported him immediately

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Charles900 16

Ok, that's just sad. I hate assholes like that; they give us all a bad name.

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lysx84 24

This sounds like regular work banter to me. But I work with Chefs - filthy chat is prerequisite in kitchen work and I can give as good as I get!!

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kewpiesuicide 29

Me too! Very different format than the usual FML

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