Health: Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be...

By sick in Vegas - 07/01/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I have an awful stomach virus. I can only drink liquids and can't eat anything solid, especially anything spicy. My dad forced me to eat the fajitas he'd made for dinner and screamed at me when I told him I couldn't, then screamed at me again for "wasting food" when I predictably threw up all over the floor. FML

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By FunFun in the Sun - 16/03/2016 14:51 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2010 23:16 - United States

Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Rachel8896 - 15/08/2013 11:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

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By Disappointed Mom - 31/07/2016 20:31 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML

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By Nick M - 19/12/2016 17:49

Today, my 18th birthday, I woke up vomiting with a temperature of 104 degrees. After I settled back in bed with some water, my mom said, "This is how you're supposed to feel on your 21st birthday, not your 18th." FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:54

Buy a hooker?

StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:58

Then he'd have more than just a stomach virus.

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stewy78 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 15:07

Aids will really ruin a Vegas trip

franciscovegas 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:47

...cool! i hate b days.

franciscovegas 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:50

what hotel r u staying at?

franciscovegas 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:53

is it chicken noodle soup?

DontBeSadGinger 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:01

...did it work though?

brick_man33 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:16

booze it up, you'll be throwing up anyways.

Shayton 12

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:30

Being the party to your house!!

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 9 January 2012 1:47

Sorry to hear that OP! Feel better soon. Some birthdays are ones you want to forget.

DinoDavy23 5

Monday 9 January 2012 3:50

I got stuck in wheelchair on my birthday:/

SaMmIMonster96 6

Monday 9 January 2012 7:00

What happened?

Gongo5671 0

Monday 9 January 2012 5:35

That's money gone down the drain. Hope u feel better! :)

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