Love: Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because...

By afraid of flying too - 24/06/2013 23:24 - Canada - Fort Saint John

Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2018 01:30

Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML

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LeonKennedy45 10

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:37

Glad you dumped his ass.

coried91 28

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:38

That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.

Comments

stingerz2012 11

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:42

I love Harry Potter and Quidditch is awesome but you should come first.

BabyGirlJr1 11

Wednesday 26 June 2013 4:22

brake up with his dumb ass he doesn't deserve you if he says THAT!

HungerGames95 13

Wednesday 26 June 2013 4:48

Take one of your friends instead

tyler_mcdolan 10

Wednesday 26 June 2013 5:07

I didn't know those were real....

rockydify 22

Wednesday 26 June 2013 5:32

Maybe you can go with someone else. Don't pass up going to Jamaica! Sorry about your break-up. :(

LyraAlluse 25

Wednesday 26 June 2013 5:39

Who would turn down a trip to Jamaica? I think your ex needs to be held back a year at Hogwarts.

vegeta77 4

Wednesday 26 June 2013 7:50

I would. I've been. It's boring. Poor people assume the fix to their life is a trip to the beach.

LyraAlluse 25

Wednesday 26 June 2013 16:07

I've only ever been to Canada and I haven't had a vacation in about ten years so I wouldn't know. But I'll take your word for it.

MaxPlain69 8

Wednesday 26 June 2013 7:56

This guy sounds like a harry potter loser! Doesn't he know that pot is legal in Jamaica?

fallenangel_223 1

Wednesday 26 June 2013 14:44

Anyone who participates in a Quidditch match is a Harry Potter nerd. Never a loser. There is no such thing as a Harry Potter loser. Harry Potter is amazing & I'd agree with him.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 26 June 2013 8:01

Go to Jamaica anyway, where there are plenty of guys who appreciate a fat ass in a bikini. Then again, sounds like the real ass is the one you just dumped.