Love: Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because...

By afraid of flying too - 24/06/2013 23:24 - Canada - Fort Saint John

Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By festival virgin - 29/05/2013 19:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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I love that for you

By friboy2791 - 27/09/2021 17:01

Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML

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By Kitty - 23/04/2009 08:54 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2021 10:58

Today, I had to cancel a plane ticket to a friend's wedding, because first he gave me the wrong date, after which his fiancée cut me from the guests because of Covid safety. Instead of paying $600 to be in the ceremony, I'm paying $400 to not go anywhere because the ticket could only be partially refunded. FML

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By Jackal - 20/08/2019 12:00 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML

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You ******* idiot

By Anonymous - 28/04/2018 01:30

Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML

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LeonKennedy45 10

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:37

Glad you dumped his ass.

coried91 28

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:38

That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.

Comments

thapora 8

Wednesday 26 June 2013 9:30

Hey the best way to get over someone is to get on top of another! Have fun in Jamaica boyfriend less!

TheChosenOne354 4

Wednesday 26 June 2013 10:28

I'll take a ticket?

shins 7

Wednesday 26 June 2013 13:05

Sounds like poor planning on your part.

fallenangel_223 1

Wednesday 26 June 2013 14:42

Dude...it's QUIDDITCH. Downvote me, I don't care...I'd take Quidditch over anything, anyday.

vegeta77 4

Wednesday 26 June 2013 15:16

I'm not sure what that is but it's got to be better than having sex with a fat girlfriend. You have to drink a lot.

DarthVader77 9

Wednesday 26 June 2013 15:02

To his defence, my fat ass is not that pretty of a sight. Now kill me with minuses

fuckmylife518 15

Wednesday 26 June 2013 15:45

While I don't agree whatsoever in him ditching you for a Quidditch tournament, I just have to say...Quidditch... :D

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Wednesday 26 June 2013 17:44

If you aren't fat: go anyway and have fun! If you are fat: go anyway and have fun!

BiNeko 12

Wednesday 26 June 2013 20:52

Good for you for dumping that douche. Now take your best girl friend and tan in Jamaica. It'll be like a breakup party vacay!

saw95 6

Thursday 27 June 2013 5:56

Screw him! Take a close friend and have a blast, forget all about him.

zsshamalama 11

Thursday 27 June 2013 21:13

Go and just take a friend with you.

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