Love: Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because...

By afraid of flying too - 24/06/2013 23:24 - Canada - Fort Saint John

Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By festival virgin - 29/05/2013 19:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By friboy2791 - 27/09/2021 17:01

Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML

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By Kitty - 23/04/2009 08:54 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2021 10:58

Today, I had to cancel a plane ticket to a friend's wedding, because first he gave me the wrong date, after which his fiancée cut me from the guests because of Covid safety. Instead of paying $600 to be in the ceremony, I'm paying $400 to not go anywhere because the ticket could only be partially refunded. FML

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By Jackal - 20/08/2019 12:00 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML

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You ******* idiot

By Anonymous - 28/04/2018 01:30

Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML

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Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:37

Glad you dumped his ass.

coried91 28

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:38

That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.

Comments

xxVampiresRulexx 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:37

No need to ruin your vacation. Take a close friend or a family member.

MsMourningStar 22

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:38

Take someone else or go by yourself and find another man.

adrienrain 5

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:41

I'll go with you. =) My fat ass is also bikini ready.

cherryllollo 7

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:48

Ill go with you :) I don't mind fatasses in bikinis

tbenson0628 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:53

Hey! Ill go! I love Jamaica! Lol

boobsarefun 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:01

lol

caffeineneko45 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:02

What a douche! :(

sweetbabyjinkles 2

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:08

I would have still gone!

dermor 3

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:20

Go, bring a girlfriend, and have fun at the resort

hotpinkpepsi 6

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:35

I'll go with you!

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