By itscalledaphonecontractretards - 09/08/2016 17:54 - United States

Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML
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Tripartita 44

"Whoever breached our security seemed to have intimate knowledge of our alarm systems. It's as though they were… BORN within the system! Yes, a rogue security protocol escaping like Agent Smith from The M—" "Uh, it could've been one of the previous tenants." "…I guess that sort of makes sense."

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NephilimPie 15

You shouldn't be doing this, but I can totally understand how life takes us there sometimes

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awildwhisper 30

If you had the key I guess it's not technically breaking in. if you didn't have the key then add +5 to your stealth

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TheBiggerBoot 7

Love all the people voting down the people calling OP out. Breaking into a building to do laundry for free... So really stealing from the landlord and residents since they have to pay for it. I guess the people supporting them would be ok if someone steals their car as long as the thief would use it to drive to work?

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sazarra 14

While I get your point, it'd be more like using a public pool or going ice skating without paying the entry fee and less like stealing someone's car.

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Carlos_bh 10

I've had toast for dinner for a week, you'll be fine. You can always go to a relative or friends place.

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Saluriel 12

Broke into the old apartment; this is where we used to live...

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Colerich 15

I don't understand how people can be that broke. I have a shit construction job making $10/hr and I'm not broke. Spend less than you make

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da_epic_failman 7

Aren't the police going to arrest you for what you did, since you just wrote about it on here?

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Sharall 10

You must be waiting for that deposit from your boss. In the meantime don't leave your small dog alone with your clean laundry.

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shkash 5

op, just hand wash your stuff like a normal person.

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