For crying out loud, she's your mother; she's scared of something, and notice that she took your whiny ass with her to the hotel because she thinks your home is dangerous. She's not an idiot, she needs safety and care. I don't know how you are with her so I won't make claims that you're an asshole or anything of the sort, but try to be more understanding. If she's suffering from some mental issues, imagine how terrified she must be. It isn't her fault. Think of the recent FML about that fucktard who beat his kid; your mother is just afraid through no fault of her own. P.S. Might want to get your oven checked, could be a gas leak.

I'll have baked potatoes with rosemary and Lucifer, please

Call Sam and dean

Remind me why you HAD to go with her? You idiot YDI

Demons, maybe. Do you know where your pet cat is though?

It was probably just the "Devil's food" cake that was baking in there that made those sounds.

Have you considered getting mental help for your mom instead of calling her names, you idiot?

Home run

Sounds like your mother needs to be medicated or have an exorcism

Respect your mother