By RaccoonFever - 10/01/2014 11:15 - United States - La Jolla

Today, I'm trapped in my apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside my only door and prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 323
You deserved it 5 781

Same thing different taste

Comments

Keiren 14

We've got raccoons that come by from time to time to steal cat food, but they're easy to scare away... Except for the huge fat one that taps the empty bowl and then the patio door when he sees me. He knows I'm the one that feeds the cats. /facepalm

Make a can filled with pennies, beans, anything that can make a loud rattle and shake it from inside your house

chriisteex 10

Shouldn't your apartment management be dealing with the pest problem?

Be glad they're just sitting outside of your door, rather than opening up the door. They can do that stuff. And if they did, you'd be screwed!

You're semi-right. There has to be an alternate exit in case of emergencies such as fires. It doesn't have to be a door, but it needs to be at a different area of the house than the door so it wouldn't be blocked by the same fire as the door. If there isn't an alternate exit, the apartment would not pass fire code, and wouldn't be legal to rent out. This mainly applies to second floor (and above) apartments as you couldn't just jump out of any random window like you could on a ground level apartment.

BradTheBrony 19

Punt one of them, show it who's boss! Just kidding please don't hurt me

You only have one door? That, sir, is a fire hazard.