Love: Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women...

By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By StickyPickles - 17/09/2015 02:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML

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You deserved it 9 656

By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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You deserved it 2 817

By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

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No thanks

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 14:01

Today, it's been since 2014 that I've been looking for a girlfriend, and the average response I've gotten was no. Today I got, "Ew, hell no." FML

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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

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By waitingformyfoodstamps - 24/01/2009 10:50 - United States

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

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Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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You deserved it 3 769

By Username - 13/02/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

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anynonymous_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:30

Dude no woman is going to go after you if you post a Craigslist ad. It makes u look like a sleaze ball. Women have better things to do when finding men.

chloe2114 4

Monday 6 June 2011 1:08

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

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Hich17 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:36

Dude, seriously. I had JUST started working on my faith in mankind, and you just destroyed it.

cherrypieguy 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 5:56

Lmao hitch made my day

xXxJazzaxXx 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:01

Dude, whats the problem with going outside? Sitting behind a keyboard looking for girls on sites like that is pretty pathetic. Abit scary to. YDI.

gummibehrs 4

Monday 24 August 2009 17:22

Well I can't believe you didn't have any luck with that. I would have figured hot, horny women would be on craigslist shopping for losers who want to have sex with them!

tenniskettle 0

Friday 4 September 2009 21:50

all hot horny women on craigslist are actually 14 year old bored boys, actual hot and horny women dont need to use craigslist to get some, YDI

loveyahun 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:19

Uhm... Wow... Why not go to a strip club and pay a chick to smoke your pole...

hilhal 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 5:51

you sound Like a nasty perv. get a life

seanchai 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 11:26

my friend actually hacked my email and set an add up for me claiming that it irjed si ell for her. at work, in front of my superiors, i opened my GOVERNMENT email account to messages from a few girls and tons of gay men!