Intimacy: Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test....

By not anymore - 30/10/2015 23:29 - United States - Monroe

Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By Brandee - 05/03/2010 01:39 - Canada

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By anon - 31/01/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

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By Anna - 06/07/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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Bad joke, dude

By Peterrulesall - 25/09/2020 17:01 - United States

Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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Saturday 31 October 2015 8:24

There's a fine line between trying to be funny and disrespect towards family. I'm pretty certain your boyfriend just crossed it with a huge leap.

Mr_Mole 24

Saturday 31 October 2015 8:20

I think you know you've outgrown him.

Comments

Dexter83_fml 17

Saturday 31 October 2015 8:48

Yer get rid of that idiot find someone who will be supporting

Dominus101 20

Saturday 31 October 2015 9:01

Time to drop that deadweight OP, your not going any where fast with him

WinterChild 20

Saturday 31 October 2015 9:02

Does your boyfriend ever lick the windows of his short school bus? No reason...

spacefish966 18

Saturday 31 October 2015 9:05

FUCKTARD

BoaNikolaos 14

Saturday 31 October 2015 9:51

That's what boyfriends supposed to do

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 31 October 2015 14:58

Pff, hahahaha! No.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Saturday 31 October 2015 9:51

That's fun knee.

Mons_fml 27

Saturday 31 October 2015 10:01

That is sooo awkward, yet still i ******* love your boyfriend.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 31 October 2015 15:01

Go suck him off since you love him so damn much. You two deserve each other.

StiffPvtParts 43

Saturday 31 October 2015 10:02

Sounds to me like your boyfriend is ready for the next step in your relationship, and by "next step" I mean the step where you dump him and he becomes your ex boyfriend. Don't let him drag you down to his level.

more4me 27

Saturday 31 October 2015 10:54

What a jackass! Good luck on your test!

aeryn97 17

Saturday 31 October 2015 11:09

I know how much that stinks. one of my friends posted something immature in a drunken state overnight and my dad was thoroughly disgusted by it and my mom was demanding I delete it. I'm 35 and I don't live at home. they called me at 6am to remove it. it couldn't wait 3 hrs because it had the F word in the post....yea...