Love: Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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By BetterThanFake - 13/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

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By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 18:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By cupcakemonsteryu - 08/02/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

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By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Monday 19 December 2011 8:22

Forever alone

ciarafox9 9

Monday 19 December 2011 8:22

Sounds harsh, but you kind of deserve it for making a fake girlfriend..

Comments

bmar21 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 2:30

That's hilarious!

Gongo5671 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 2:56

YDI. Get a real gf 4 Christ's sake!!!!

dansco 24

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:13

Why you big loser! You simply put in a relationship if you're that sad, not make a fake profile. Doh!

dreambig321 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:30

Your a fail. Why would you even do that?

LikeA_PandaBear 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:41

That's sad bro! Lol but don't do desperate things you'll find the right girl.

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:07

that's so sad :(

Daydreemdie 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:16

Why not just TRY to get a girl on some dating site ?

shots1996 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:18

Its really pathetic when your dumped by someone you created

eesiino24 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:34

Probrably because she had 1 friend: you. It's obvious

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:34

you were that bored, huh?

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