By blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Pretty sure the comments are going to be stopped pretty soon. If not, all hail a religion war.

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22cute 17

Actually, that theory makes MORE sense from a biological standpoint than virgin birth.

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sunskyriver 0

I love ancient aliens **** the haters! ;)

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TheMystery13 13

Hmm...I've never heard that theory, but it WOULD explain a lot...certainly makes more sense than Christianity...

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JustAGuy107 0

Still a better love story than twilight.

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Lynabear 0

I just loled so hard @170 I almost died in my pudding cup.

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MissAmz 7

For all you know, it could be true. Let people believe what they want as long as they don't hurt anyone with it. :)

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ckrider64 8

i find this highly offensive. your friend is right...you make it sound like hes some sort of freak. be more respectful of other peoples religions

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Jeremy121 5

Well, let me just say that there's a special place in hell for all of you

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Quadroblitz 10

That. Sounds. Epic.

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KimmyCupZ 21

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, I guess. :)

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