Miscellaneous: Today, I made a very pretty sunflower cake that I woke up incredibly...

By sunflowercake - 23/08/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I made a very pretty sunflower cake that I woke up incredibly early to make. It took me hours and a lot of money. It was for my grandparents anniversary and my whole family was invited. We only got to see the remains because the waiter gave it to the wrong family, and they ate it. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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That blows

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Bake off

By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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Bad doggo

By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

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Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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Here, have this

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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Stupidpoorpeople 0

Monday 24 August 2009 11:24

Man, you really cant say ydi to this. Unless your ******* retarded

amy397123 0

Monday 24 August 2009 11:30

Make them pay for it.

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xmusicxmadnessx 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:18

The waiter did make a mistake, everyone does, but this asshole family shouldn't have assumed that the resturant would just give them a whole cake for no reason for free and eat it.make them pay for it or yell and beat the living shit out of them.

orchids_torturer 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:26

on the upside, you brightened a whole family's day. the orchids' torturer has spoken.

Euphangel 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:45

Wow! that really sucks ass! Damn the other family for just taking the cake, i would've yelled at them saying "Ha, I made that cake with poison!" idk. I would also hate the waiter, im actually more mad at the family the waiter made a mistake. The family just took the cake. FYL

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:47

that waiters a dipshit.

cosmiccharlie 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:51

That made me sad. I guess you can't have your cake and eat it too.

dazzleme 2

Monday 24 August 2009 17:52

it's a shame that a dark cloud overshadowed that sunflower cake.

Calaura9 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:01

Well you can have your girlfriend and eat her too so lets forget about cake!

greeneye_fml 12

Monday 24 August 2009 18:46

What a bunch of assholes (the family that ate the cake).

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:26

"a lot" is two words... Anyway, that's why you bring the cake yourself, rather than have some dumb waiter do it. Haha, dumb waiter.

skullbuster 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:30

OP, this is where you get your bitch on and insist on some comps for you and the fam. Free entrees and desserts would not be uncalled for in this case. And if it is a chain restaurant, an exec complaint will get you some freebies (see http://www.consumerist.com to learn how to become an effective complainer).