By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 09:45 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 419
You deserved it 4 043
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

minna97 14

Why the **** was there foam on your nose?

172 21
DocBastard 38

I just lost 17 IQ points from reading tis stupid tread and forgot te letter "H". Tanks a lot, assoles.

164 13

Comments

MichellinMan 20

Yes, foam on your nose, so romantic.

5 5
amDes 11

It can be if he thought it was cute and came up close to tell her, she goes all red and they have a moment and laugh, and then, he gives her his number and they hold eye contact. All of a sudden the doors open and they go their separate ways while every once in a while looking back..... man I need to get laid.

3 1
Ghost308 11

At least he acknowledged you, may not be the best way but he will remember you!!

12 0
claubea11 14

How do you not notice the foam on your nose?!

6 2
rogerover 19

Sounds like the beginning of a glorious romance!

4 0
noobsatin 19

such a gentleman. definitely a keeper.

5 0
1dvs_bstd 41

**** how cute he (was) you shoulda yelled "thanks dick" back.. he coulda just gesturized instead of embarrasing you... How the hell did you get foam up your booger cave anyways?

1 8
JustStella 28

Gesticulate just sounds naughty.

5 0