Kids: Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have...

By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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By ohhhgross - 26/10/2009 18:32 - Singapore

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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By vbscb - 07/10/2009 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:18 - United States - American Canyon

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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By vomitingnow - 22/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 15 April 2011 1:15

You need to 'trainer' on how to throw food she's not gonna eat into the bin. ;) Or the compost heap. Hopefully she won't have to 'sneaker' food into hiding places. I'm sure the food was 'boot'iful. Have a 'converse'ation about it, but don't let it turn 'ugg'ly. And all will be well... ington.

ladiesman219 4

Friday 15 April 2011 0:54

lol something tells me your a bad lunch maker

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nlr 9

Friday 15 April 2011 1:25

that's why my mom never forced me and my sisters to eat! we were hungry she'd make us something we were full we'd get up and put our plate on the counter or in the fridge and go play! we never finished our food it usually took us about 3 days to finish our afternoon sandwich when we were 12...

bbucaro98 0

Friday 15 April 2011 2:35

thats cuz ur a lesbo

nlr 9

Friday 15 April 2011 4:44

um no im not! i have an eating disorder thank you very much! and I have a boyfriend and we've been together for 3 years now!

Dekat121 24

Monday 1 July 2013 6:19

#30 how the hell does being a lesbian change the fact what and how she eats?

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Friday 15 April 2011 1:38

haha owned and maybe you should make her Learn some respect and that everyone isn't so lucky to have a house or food and that people are homeless and are starving on the streets and dieing...

Jrefinne 7

Friday 15 April 2011 1:41

When kids don't like their food, they'll find creative ways of getting rid of it.

Livinia 11

Friday 15 April 2011 1:53

She needs to find a better hiding spot.

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 15 April 2011 2:10

haha that's kinda cute!

ImInABox 6

Friday 15 April 2011 2:11

Did this make anyone else think of the Spongebob episode where he got the suds and Patrick put peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on his feet?

miker1000 0

Friday 15 April 2011 4:28

lol win

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Friday 15 April 2011 5:12

Yes. It actually does.

RainbowHeadache 2

Friday 15 April 2011 2:12

My cousin would throw her corn to her dog when I wasnt looking. I was wondering why she was giggling for 10 minutes before I caught her throwing it. She was a sneaky little shit.