By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 10:26 - United States

Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. FML
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Xarin 0

Y'know, I'm Christian, and I love Jesus, and all that... But I just can't stand people like that...ugh

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perfectwinds 0

Haha I love hyper religious customers. When one found out I was pregnant she literally reached across the desk, grabbed my head, and said "GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR BABY!" really loud. I couldn't stop laughing after she left.

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hootersgirl09 0

This is a "WTF" kinda FML ..fake?

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RiverRelic 0

I think the 3rd crusades were started because a Cardinal ripped one in front of the Pope.

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brandongreen1243 10

You realize not what the crusades were at all right?

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JohnFR33M4N 0

She ish a genious!!!! all hail the PROPHET

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quesoesbueno59 0

What's the big deal about sneezing in front of her?

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Clandestine_x 0

I doubt it's fake.. Encountering people like this isn't actually that uncommon, especially if it was an older lady.

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Newtons_Cradle 0

wow, i never thought anyone took sneezing that seriously

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Susaluda 0

Jesus is dead and has been for thousands of years. Get over it crazy lady.

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Toxic_John 0

lol all i no is dat wenever dat happens to me i just daydream lol gotta love ADHD sometimes lol

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c_R_07 0

seriously, i sneeze, like, once a day, get over it crazy lady

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ZiggyMorrison 0

#12 I dont think you cant honestly make something like that up In my opinion you should have been like "But I love abortion its just soo tasty!" and than see her reaction

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