By hating my life - 26/11/2015 07:57 - United States

Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
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justi4541 3

I've heard of Sticky Keys, but this one takes the cake.

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Tripartita 44

In the same way that maggots were once used to eat away dead skin but leave living skin intact, ants could be used to eat away the frosting, leaving a squeaky-clean laptop behind!

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MidnaLink 33

I would not recommend this… to anyone.

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hellnosucka 27

it would conveniently replace the cake issue with a bug issue. which can be solved with a simple bug fix. it is genius.

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KaidensCrow 18

they still use sterile maggots in hospitals if the situation calls for it. like festering wounds and flesh eating diseases

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MidnaLink 33

And now I'm going to barf with that image in my head. Thank you 31.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

They use maggots too not just leeches

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FoucaultsBitch 6

Leeches are used for other purposes. Leeches do not eat flesh, living or rotten.

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GhostFox 33

Leeches are used to restore blood flow to blocked veins, prevent clotting of small veins like those found in the ears, and to assist in stopping limb engorgment. Maggots are used to clear away necrotic tissue as the used breed consumes only dead flesh, allowing them to eat away the dead flesh while leaving the living tissue that may remain in the are untouched. Luckily, since the tissue is dead, the patient can't feel what the maggots are doing. I believe they are sometimes used in attempts to to save infected limbs, as the penultimate treatment, with amputation being the last choice.

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lexred 30

I mean....from where the **** are u getting cum? Are u ******* drunk?

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Tripartita 44

Maybe #17 provided us with some unintentional insight into their typical keyboard issues…

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Tamiaxoxo00 14

I think he might be referring to an old FML.

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Tripartita 44

Perhaps, #70. The closest I could find was: "Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML"

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tkeeton46 17

Use that canned air stuff

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gamermonster 34

Push a key between the keys to flip them out

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Grenith 21

you can usually remove the keys from the keyboard. If not there are replacement keyboards.

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Railroader 16

The cake is a lie.

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False_Stupidity 41

Should be able to pop the keys off carefully and clean underneath. And thus folks is why you can't have your cake and eat it too. It inevitably meets its demise inside a laptop or some other way.

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