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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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By heeeeeyitsbrittney - 09/05/2019 08:00

Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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Heavy session last night?

By TaintedL0v3 - 11/03/2020 12:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML

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By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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FiasCudi 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 18:48

how did you manage that?

CrimsonViolets 11

Tuesday 21 February 2012 18:50

"chocolate rain"... ow ****!

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simplyunique907 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:20

yeah chocoloate can be really dangerous -_____- lol

Leftieswillrule 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:22

That's awesome! Better chocolate than something harmful, or unappetizing

simplyunique907 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:25

it could have been bad chocolate though 0.o

Keliosan 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:37

Discovering new health risks of chocolate...congratulations! You've become a scientist!

hellonyancat 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:47

I did this with an Easter egg that had been refrigerated. I tried opening it and it sort of exploded everywhere leaving a massive cut up my arm. I feel your pain.

BellaMarta 19

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:47

Wait... WHAT?! How is that possible?!

ROSEisAmazing01 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:51

How on EARTH do you CUT YOURSELF with CHOCOLATE?!?!?!

Rocky007 15

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:53

Doesn't matter, had chocolate.

Insomniasenemy 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:57

Ive done that….

Lumbeeman86 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:03

The ****?

b_giles123 1

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:05

UI remember my first time eating chocolate....then I turned 2 and 17/58ths old.....

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