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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

This actually doesn't sound so bizarre to me. Some people have very fragile skin.

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missalice0306 19

It's possible if you try to break a piece off a chocolate bar that's been sitting in the fridge for a long time. It has happened.

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Brotha_Lou 5

I bet u it was all part of charlie's plan (the chocolate factory)

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Adula 14

Wow. That's even possible :o ? Congrats

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NoKittyMyPotPie 3

Put down the chocolate, fatty. Wouldn't want you to break a sweat.

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dogpup4 23

Don't be so judgemental, pretty much everyone eats chocolate, doesn't mean we're all fat.

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imaninja1 9

Wow death by chocolate who knew?

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redbluegreen 40

My momma always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one's been tainted with cyanide."

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vturbz91 0

Must have been some really old stale chocolate

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