Health: Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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Same thing different taste

By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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Butterfingers

By heeeeeyitsbrittney - 09/05/2019 08:00

Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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Put it away

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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Heavy session last night?

By TaintedL0v3 - 11/03/2020 12:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML

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By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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You deserved it 59 178

FiasCudi 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 18:48

how did you manage that?

CrimsonViolets 11

Tuesday 21 February 2012 18:50

"chocolate rain"... ow ****!

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SoDamnAwesome 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:04

Bravo. Bravo.

taetay2010j 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:07

Haha I love it death my chocolate not because your allergic but because it slices you open hahaha

periwinkle95 10

Tuesday 21 February 2012 21:14

What?

SoDamnAwesome 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 21:29

I think she meant death by chocolate...

SaMmIMonster96 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:07

That is my luck...

ForeverAloneGal 23

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:08

That's amazing. Why are you on FML?

farkas420 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:09

That's somethin to be proud of

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:10

was it hard chocolate?

AlaskaKid95 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 20:33

OP cut herself on melted chocolate..

Doxy 22

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:23

She's just that badass.

BeBeast2323 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:57

That's what she said... Sort of.

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 22 February 2012 7:23

#39 likes hard chocolate

leilaostara 1

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:10

A vampires dream - chocolate mixed with blood. ;D

blindedbyrain 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 20:18

There is actually a movie called Blood and Chocolate, just sayin

ProhibitionRose 14

Tuesday 21 February 2012 21:11

Yeah but it was werewolves, not vampires.

leilaostara 1

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:33

Well I don't care which one I'm going to find that movie. :D

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:18

What if the vampire is diabetic?

richieflow 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:10

Ur gifted

nowais 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:11

You've just done something that's quite impossible.

Irakli_1 27

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:13

You're prooooo. I wouldn't be able to do that on a bet!!!

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Same thing different taste

Butterfingers

Put it away

My chocolate

Heavy session last night?

Gotta have it

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