By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Was it frozen? Because that sounds ridiculously hard. I might go buy a Hershey bar and test this theory out.

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missalice0306 19

I already have. It's possible.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Thanks for saving me blood, sweat, and a dollar haha.

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DocBastard 38

Was it white chocolate? I bet it was white chocolate. ******* white confection masquerading as chocolate. Quit cutting people just because you're mad that you're not chocolate! YOU'RE NOT CHOCOLATE, ************! Get the **** over it!!

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traze 7

Whoa doc, chill the **** out, what have white chocolate done to you I wonder and sit to think.

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causticgirl 6

Doc, I think you should sit down, take a breath and eat a Hershey bar. The hospital must be particularly brutal these days

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DocBastard 38

Sorry...I'm a dark chocolate guy. I can't stand white chocolate even daring to call itself chocolate. THERE'S NO CHOCOLATE WITHOUT COCOA! Shit, there I go again...sorry, folks.

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Doxy 22

I actually have to agree with Doc, dark chocolate is the best kind of chocolate .

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redbluegreen 40

And thus, Psychopathic Records newest product was born: Choggalos™.

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nabila21 0

Mustve been hard chocolate. Did ya put it in the freezer or fridge?

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leilaostara 1

Forever alone... Nice profile pic.

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ljcarranza 16

I bet it was Halloween candy huh lol it had a needle or razor ir something

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Not in moderation, it's not. It's only bad for you if you eat too much of it.

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owlfeatures 8

Or if it cuts you... I suppose... Just sayin'!

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livefreelylee 0

maybe that means you shouldn't b eating it.

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Snafuusmc 12

Must've been frozen?

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