By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
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Brukernavn 0

Note to self: Don't marry while still a horny teenager.

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escualida 0

YDI for marrying someone because of a threat... grow a pair!

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FreakingFYou 13

So here is the solution. get her a psychiatrist because he can get her put in a strait jacket in a mental hospital. then get a divorce and be with this other chick. problem solved.

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devinewind 4

dump her. if she tops her self you don't have to pay for anything

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stevenmx86 7

Why is that your problem? You shouldn't have married her in the first place let her deal with her own problems you shouldn't ruin your life because she's crazy

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nixibeast 0

just keep in touch with that other girl eventually dump her

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nicole32500838 0

well id definetly take her to a theropist

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Dcm210 19

if she kills herself,would u still have to pay for divorce?

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kasumirock 13

She's pretty pathetic, but I'd say you're more pathetic for marrying her.

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PanMingshul 0

That's class IV domestic abuse, she can get arrested for that.

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SuperSukh 6

Get her therapy. While she's in therapy, dont cheat on her, just tell her you love her. Once she's fixed, leave her.

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