Love: Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it...

By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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Same thing different taste

By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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Asshat

By mcds2 - 18/03/2013 08:28 - United States

Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML

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By kubbyp - 03/04/2014 21:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I met online. The picture is in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML

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amykillswitch 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:07

what a tool. maybe he passed out from your good looks?

vxjazz 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:10

Many people say they don't care what you look like because that's the only way you'll agree to give them your picture....

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:48

Internet gives people false hope. You should go out in the real world and keep trying.

diamondg4u2c 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:51

Thats what you get!!! If you gave him your pic at frist you wouldnt of wasted time, but you know your fugly and tried to trap him! shame shame on you! Merry Xmas

inadvertant 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:14

Well that sucks, I hope that maybe he is busy IRL. I know it happens to me a lot (work can be quite a bother for me). Best of luck in the future to you, and remember that if he is indeed dodging you, then Karma will find a way.

hcolovex0x 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:48

thats why you dont get to know people online, YDI. gosh hasn't anyone learned anything about getting to know someone online yet..

CandyApple 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:00

why are you dating online?!!?

Ardreyea 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:21

His pic was probably fake

eastbaydad 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:35

Eat a salad fat ass....FYI guys always care what u look like.

n530411351 9

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:08

Don't feel bad, his picture was definitely fake.

HyperExecuter 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 4:29

ydi. this is so gay. first, u are probably not good looking, I mean, you have to date online for one. that's just stupid. you can't "feel that way that u don't about anyone else" about someone you have never seen, never even met. get a life outside of ur computer.

HyperExecuter 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 4:33

and all of the people saying that the guy is a jerk, **** u. she was dating online. all the losers that said the guy is a jerk probably date online to, and therefore suck at life. this is ydi people, and if u don't think so, got to hell u fags.