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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

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Same thing different taste

Brutally honest

By thisucks - 28/01/2010 13:59 - Canada

Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 19/09/2018 13:30

Today, a man easily 30 years older than me said hi in a bar, but I didn’t engage. Apparently that meant "Please rub your junk on my leg." FML

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Missed the signs?

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 04:00

Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML

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Casual perv

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was ringing an old man up in the local grocery store when I had realized all he was buying was 3 bottles of vodka and a box of condoms. While I was loading the bags into his cart he laid his hand on my shoulder and told me, "I'd take you home with me but chances are I would be arrested". FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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He gets around

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my dad said he was dating a woman he met at his retirees social club, I assumed it was a woman also in her 60s. Nope. Barmaid. A whole 42 years younger than him, 9 years younger than me. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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Sunday 1 August 2010 9:26

Don't ever be that desperate... ew.

Azlia 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:34

it really doesn't sound that bad. anyone still picking up girls in a bar at 80 has got to have some fun and spunk in there.

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XxdezuhrayxX 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:46

ugh, you're nasty OP >.<

aliasISM 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:56

gramps got game

adidjo 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 12:30

Sounds like a future me... only I'm the 80 yo one :-)

iloveTheMiz 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 12:41

First! :D

julie3841 11

Sunday 1 August 2010 13:23

oh GOD. e.e

perdix 29

Sunday 1 August 2010 13:39

You should have done it. **** him a few times and he'll put you in his will. A few times more and then you'll kill him. Then you'll have enough money to have the extensive plastic surgery, liposuction and personality coaching so that you could be attractive to men only twice your age. Now, there's a plan!

loselos 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 13:47

quit being so picky and give up that booty

xNOxMORExTACOS 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 15:52

lmfao

perdix 29

Sunday 1 August 2010 13:55

Get some beef jerky, spray it with Old Spice and gobble it up like you were starving. That will get you lubed up and ready to go!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 1 August 2010 14:12

Beauty's only a light switch away... YDI for almost fornicating! heh, 69th again. That should have been YOUR magic #, OP! Old saggy balls in the face FTW!

fat_bastard_607 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 14:14

you could have totally made that Guy's night, and I bet he would have been better than at least half the guys that are 1/4 his age. you just never know. I'd bang Betty white, baby!