Love: Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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Top comments

Hiropon 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:01

I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o

shotstack 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:59

I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?

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PaDawgShizzle 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:02

lmoa nice one

FatSheldon 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:03

is that u Casey?! I dent know u had an fml acount

nessalujin 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:03

Wow. Fail.

Smilzen 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:27

Your shirt failed.

saywaturcoco 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:42

seems like ur pants less nd ur proud

ericownz101 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:22

i'd like to see the top fail too

CustomFerrari 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:48

I dunno but from what I can see me want

saywaturcoco 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:45

hah u changed ur pic loser u thought u were hot topless

Tamara2011 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:05

What were you doing last night? ;) or are you a nudest?

ZombieBunnies 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:08

they were obviously making smores over the gas stove. Derr!!

Smilzen 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:40

There's nude, then nudetter, and if you're nekkid right down to the soul, nudest.

Renisca 7

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:46

Ahaha! Win. Hopefully the nudest nudist isn't neutered, or they can't live life to the fullest or be full of life. Nor full of...something else, for that matter. :)

HamsteronA 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:07

they're not wearing pants because they are in the middle of doing it. as someone said before. think before you ask

frannnyyyyy 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:08

#15 is probably right. but the OP should have made it more clear, if that is what happened. nobody is stupid enough to forget pants when eating dinner with your boyfriend's parents. if that's not the case and the OP actually forgot to wear pants....then the OP deserved it.

lovin_darkness 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:13

HaHa! sucks for you OP but you shoulda double checked! haha

lizzilla8297 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:14

why the hell weren't you wearing any pants?

truly0bsessed 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:15

that really sucks!! I'm so sorry xD

Domonator 16

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:16

OP, I forgive you!

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