By vistingherfamily - 25/11/2011 02:09 - United States

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Today, I met my girlfriend's family. Her mother wants us to stay in separate bedrooms, and I was happy to oblige since I'm staying at their house. But because there isn't an extra room, we have to stay together. Upon entering the house, her mom searched our bags for condoms and birth-control pills. FML
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stormer461 13

I always come prepared with the condom already on. They never think to check there.

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Fahrenheit63 5

She will be amazed when she learn what "pull out" technique is.

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momo1972 3

Oh just tell her that you never use condoms cause they are in the way

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falon142012 22

so…since she probably knows you're gonna have sex anyway, she DOESN'T want you to have protection?

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ilovebigtimerush 0

She thinks taking away the protection will prevent them from having sex.

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ilovebigtimerush 0

She thinks taking away the protection will prevent them from having sex.

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KiddNYC1O 20

The **** is wrong with her?

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celticnate 0

Well if she had taken away the condoms, proudly get out the KY and say 'no problem'

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bubo_fml 10

"Thanks for your concern Ma'am, but it's only anal & oral for us this weekend!"

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thecovert 7

Good thing you had them in your pocket ;-)

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bubo_fml 10

**** the Thanksgiving turkey...Unprotected...If they object, tell 'em it's Mum's fault for **** blockin'!

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