Intimacy: Today, I met my girlfriend's family. Her mother wants us to stay...

By vistingherfamily - 25/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's family. Her mother wants us to stay in separate bedrooms, and I was happy to oblige since I'm staying at their house. But because there isn't an extra room, we have to stay together. Upon entering the house, her mom searched our bags for condoms and birth-control pills. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 05:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was packing when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had three unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML

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Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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stormer461 13

Friday 25 November 2011 8:59

I always come prepared with the condom already on. They never think to check there.

Fahrenheit63 5

Friday 25 November 2011 8:56

She will be amazed when she learn what "pull out" technique is.

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unixdude 9

Friday 25 November 2011 22:47

Tell her that as much as you have sex with her daughter, the two of you discovered that an abortion every 3 months is cheaper than condoms.

ilovebigtimerush 0

Friday 25 November 2011 23:29

I can't see how this is a true FML. I know plenty of parents who would do that.

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 25 November 2011 23:58

Ha ha!

skinflint 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:58

so she checked your bags for condoms and birth control pills and upon not finding any allowed you to then sleep in the same room together?

LiviaLuvsYou 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:42

Ha, did she find any???

Timmeeh 17

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:58

Frankly, if you don't now go on to knock her up this weekend you've missed a major opportunity for comedy. What do you mean major life decision? Comedy first!

ty1992_farmlife 12

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:51

That sucks.. but you had to of seen that comin dude, you were going in her house aannd spending the night. Doesn't matter how old you are, gf's mom will do that.

BrotherTheo 31

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:54

This is a no-brainer really. The moment she said anything about examining your bags, you should have said 'thank you for inviting me to stay, but I will find alternate lodging'. The fact that she's willing to invade your privacy that way is very VERY Bad, and it also sets a horrid precedent. It implies that her rights supersede yours, even when it comes to your personal possessions. Are you OK with that? If you let it happen now, get used to it, unless you start setting CRYSTAL CLEAR Bounderies.