Love: Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I...

By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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By TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

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By thisisavirus.exe - 31/12/2013 20:57 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML

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You deserved it 5 549

By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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You deserved it 5 699

Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 356

By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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You deserved it 3 814

Time to leave

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML

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You deserved it 160

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 6 945

By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 408

By Jes_jes18 - 02/05/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

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Monday 18 February 2013 3:04

Sounds like he really likes ya.

jojo66567 5

Monday 18 February 2013 3:05

sounds like a real nutcracker

Comments

BFons 19

Monday 18 February 2013 4:33

Hahahahaha

theboy13 13

Monday 18 February 2013 4:36

Same thing I've done to my sisters bf's...

BellaBelle_fml 23

Monday 18 February 2013 5:30

You are a good brother then. My own brother was the same way. He usually let me fight my own battles, because I may be a natural blonde, but I'm a spitfire redhead in my heart. But if ever I needed my big brother to stand up for me when I couldn't do it all by myself, he was always right there in front of me and making sure that whatever guy was giving me problems knew that he will, and is more than capable, will inflict pain and that his behavior would not be tolerated. Props to brothers, older and younger alike, who protect their sisters :)

lainzilla 14

Monday 18 February 2013 4:58

FYL if you're an asshole, otherwise I don't see the problem.

Quasar55_fml 18

Monday 18 February 2013 15:09

Being threatened by a guy you don't even know when you meet him for the first time, that's a problem

NickKuiper 8

Monday 18 February 2013 5:19

This man shall be my role model if I am blessed with a daughter of my own in years to come.

Sputnikspak 13

Monday 18 February 2013 5:31

That sounds scary as hell. Hopefully, he's just being the typical intimidating Dad. My brother can dislocate your fingers with a handshake, so maybe you got off easy. :P