Surely you'd rather that than they introduce you to their sex toy/sharp object collection?

I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.

Bitch is crazy, or then maybe she wants you to think she is so she can have a room to herself. Watch her to see if she pulls that crazy shit when she thinks your not around!

It should be fine as long as they don't talk to much when you're supposed to sleep

This reminds me of Luanne from King of the Hill :D Hopefully your new roommate isn't crazy, though :/

This should be on MLIA!

awwww how cute ^^

If you ever became sexually attracted to your roommate, you could always put her stuffed animals in sexual positions. Tell her you've been communicating with them, and they've noticed her sexual frustrations and desires. Or something along those lines. She'll never know. But if not, you're screwed. And not in the fun way either.

Wow, your room mate sounds like a fomer room mate of a friend of mine. She had one special stuffed animal that she called "moo cow". She had outfits for him and everything...Crazyyyyyyy

wow thats just depressing :/