By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 223
You deserved it 4 335

Same thing different taste

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be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.

I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.

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Again with the stuffed animal-phobia. WTF is wrong with enjoying the company of a plushie or two?

NaziZombie 0

FML just does not have the same quality as it uses to have.

I just came from MLIA and I seriously thought this was a post from there. This is NOT an FML.

U no. What if ur roomate comes on FML and reads that u post this, and when u come back u find her holding a knife in her hand saying she is gonna "KILL U 4 POSTING THAT ON HERE" and she keeps u as a prisoner. Yah I would be scared! :D

Obviously this FML is fake. No one is just meeting their room mate today that is ridiculous I am so sick of these fake FML. The good ones are the true ones.

#44 - wtf? there are plenty of people who seek room mates at all times of the year. idiot.

mb121190 0

Ummmm, yeah, you know a lot of schools in the UK start this late.... even school's in american start late. For example, I go to UChicago and the first day of classes were September 29, so this fml isn't necessarily fake.

When her twat starts talking, run like hell.

That's actually so cool that he/she can do that. FYL for not realizing what a awesome roommate that you have. :D

imagination is a good thing.....people these days lol

why is this on FML? I LOVE YOUR ROOMATE. this should be on MLIA.