Love: Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve...

By cgold - 30/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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By bad dad - 15/03/2020 00:01

Today, I met my paternal grandparents for the first time, since my dad was never in my life and my mom wouldn’t talk about him. According to them, I have at least 28 other siblings from him, and who knows how many that haven’t come forward. No wonder my mom always hated him. FML

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By joi9496 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, at age 23, I met my absentee father. He went on about how much he missed me and wanted to know more about me. He then asked if I knew where he could get some good weed, and said he'd share it to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases. FML

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By Really? I am? - 18/10/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, like every other month, I accompanied my paternal grandfather to visit his doctor who's as old as he is, and whom I never spoke to ever. As I waited outside, for the first time ever, grandpa had me come in to meet his doctor. The very moment I stepped into his office, he greeted me with a, "He's obese!" FML

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By CaptainByron - 28/04/2017 00:00

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 11:59

Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML

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By brigitte - 27/06/2013 17:35 - France - Noyon

Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

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By T - 01/10/2010 09:09 - France

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

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betsymonty 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:14

It obviously didn't mean that much to him. I've learned that blood relationships don't mean as much as the relationships you've chosen to have.

BannedDistress78 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:15

how big is your 'rack?'

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MGW501 2

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:29

He's obviously not good at connecting, and probably thought he was complimenting you in his own way. Anyway - sounds like you've got a good rack then! Be pleased with this!

birds_fml 7

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:29

There may be a reason you've never met him before. Maybe your family knew what a worthless old man he is.

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:31

Kinky, you've got a 'close' family I see.

mangoid 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:31

sometimes there's a reason relatives aren't part of one's life.

superkid 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:36

what a DOUCHE

nom_nom_nom 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:37

I would have slapped him.

LeftHanded_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:38

At least he gave you a complement?

nofyourlife 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:43

Haha yeah I had never met my paternal grandfather either, so my mom tracked him down when I was around 10. He tried to lie and say he never lived in New York, never knew my grandmother, that my father existed... etc. Then he referred us to his son, who is a genealogist, to help us find "my real grandfather." His son figured it out pretty quickly. So instead of just confessing and keeping it quiet, his whole family found out that he had cheated on his wife 40 years before. Karma.