By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
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EclipseCandy6 24

Well that has to be one of the awkwardest situations I can imagine

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beeferjay 34

you should have coined the screen name "donor"

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grunt_fml 17

Yeah. He knows that he is the father of the baby, has to pay his ass off for the next 18 years and will probably never see it. Success!

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MrThump 16

You met your wifes mistress? After she was pregnant with your child? Wtf is going on here?

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joljenni 6

Just like Ross from friends. Or the OP is a woman. Either way....like Ross.

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Joshawott 21

Oh thank Arceus. Glad to know I wasn't the only one confused by the phrasing of this FML :P. Because if like, it was a pregnancy caused by two women, then the money you'd make from the papers and scientific journals would have made up for the y'know, cheating.

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Timpa70 18

might wanna tone down the digimon there...

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kuzzy00 22

I don't get it. She's cheating with a woman... And? So what? Would feel much different if it was a woman.

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Aquila_Umbrae 26

Some of us prefer our lovers to be faithful.

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fashionbug9880 22

Cheating is cheating regardless of gender.

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fakedsincerity 32

well, I misread that as the wife's mistress gave birth to their second child and was very confused. I need more coffee.

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clemsi 20

Make sure to keep the mug away from your crotch.

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Idahome 6

it was a very poorly written fml. i thought the same thing.

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Eliiara 11

It's ok I had to read it like 3 times.

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MdMan2 23

Nice reference from an earlier FML, I like it.??

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fakedsincerity 32

Nice, #26. Hahaha. No crotch was burned here.

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TrinityisLife 22

I need more coffee, too.

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hkhan24 23

op is pregnant at the hospital giving birth. The mistress is a nurse at the hospital whom the husband is banging on the side. That's my understanding if the situation.

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B00K_L0V3R93 31

That is not even close to correct. OP's, mostly likely in this situation a man but could also be a woman, wife just gave birth to their second child and at the hospital OP met their wife's mistress, meaning another woman the wife is having an affair with. Got it?

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a1_z9 10

The mental hoops people will jump through to avoid acknowledging the existence of a genuinely bisexual (instead of doing it for male titillation) woman eh?

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Omfgitsmia 15

Are you being sarcastic?

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kishmobile444 16

I think you are correct, actually! I had to look at it a couple times myself! lol

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BoBthemonkey98 20

This was a roller coaster from start to finish

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