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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By Sad girl - 23/12/2024 20:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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By RhiannonMuh - 09/09/2016 20:01 - Germany - Starnberg

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

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By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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siklee 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:06

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

FBIWarning 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:03

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

Comments

Mattardz 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:41

LMAO #3 WIN!

nowayss 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:53

#5 FTW

yer_maw 1

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:54

#5 Good point :P and yeah that's not worthy of FML you need to have a much shitter life than that keep trying though :)

I_am_stupid_also 6

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:55

#10 - Based on this, I think the moderators are mostly a bunch of 12 year old girls. That's why all the tampon string FMLs.

Musemusic88 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:01

*heads off to moderate some FML's*

thefinalgamer 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:16

not a FML

kinkWality 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:17

hah.

eleanor_rigby 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:19

Ew, that's gross. Was he trying to be weird 'cause he didn't want to kiss you or is he just a terrible kisser?

missus_butter 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:20

Um, last time I checked, FML's are moments that make you think, "Man, **** my life." Not necessarily moments that ACTUALLY RUIN YOUR LIFE. That being the case, if I met a guy I liked, who liked me, and we were getting along great, which is hard to find for some people... I'd say "**** my life" if said guy tried to kiss like a freakin' circus clown too.