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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

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Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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WhySoSassy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.

rukiafujioka 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:01

Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.

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blackdog_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:00

i eat meat but veal crosses the line. sorry.

hannahxbanana 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:01

Well, at least you figured that out before you went on a date or something...that would have been fun.

wbrycem 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:05

59 - thank you, I understand the concept of speciesism, I always had. It's like ethnocentrism, sexism, etc. The whole basis of these "ism"s is that you and what you believe in or what you are is superior to whatever else. But seriously, if you don't think that humans are superior to animals, then be my guest. If you think that a muskrat should have the same rights and values as a human, then go communicate it to said muskrat, and see how that works for you. Education is the key? Knowing the ins and outs of speciesism would be practically useless to me, so why spend time getting to know its roots and what not? I think the phrase you wanted to use was "knowledge is power." I already understood the concept, and was just taking it to the extreme.

LolCows 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:35

lol at 5.

manunited93 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:37

YDI for eating a poor animal stupid fat bitch

electropop 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:49

You deserve it. Who the hell eats veal anymore? I would tell you the same thing...if I was a guy.

whoaalexgoalex 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:51

I like this guy :) I'm a vegan and he seems really cool. I think he has the right to his own opinion because he doesn't murder so his opinion is better than yours. :)

ashole1990 10

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:59

well you are supporting animal murder.

Ryno 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:06

OP: At least you round out right away that you aren't compatible. Move on. I love all the overreaction from both sides and the fact that so many people are getting pissed about the South Park quotes. Lighten up. Best part of that episode is where they're protesting meat and trying to save the "baby cows" and Cartman is eating beef jerky and feeding it to them.