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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

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By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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WhySoSassy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.

rukiafujioka 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:01

Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.

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Scotticus117 11

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:33

fyl but then again ydi at the same time, YOU ARE EATING BABY COWS YOU SICKO!

medusachic666 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:40

AWWWW don't eat the baby cows!!! Just eat the grown up ones that aren't as cute. You can make a FANTASTIC faux-veal breaded cutlet meal by just pounding the beef til it's really thin and tender... mmmmm.... dagnabbit, now I've gone and made myself hungry. VEAL IS MURDER of really cute little baby animals! Don't do it!!!! lol

FMLwrestler 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:41

What a liberal leftist loon. And you know what the worst part is? ...You know that as much as he viciously and ferociously attacks anybody who will ever dare to eat an animal, which is from another species... he is probably one of those liberals who loves animals, yet hates humans, and is perfectly OK with abortion and totalitarian socialist governments. I hate people like that. It's ridiculous. And yes to the person who said that veal was bad, I know it is, I'll be damned if I'd ever eat veal. But I care about fellow humans (and God) a little more than I care about some animals, sorry if I offend you. I may not eat it, but I'm not going to scream at those who do. Oh yeah, the guy was probably one of those crazies who supports showing violent pornography to kids in the form of gutted and brutalized (and fictionalized/dramatized) animals to 5 year old kids, trying to turn them against their parents and to Big Brother instead! screw him!

Overcast117 5

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:41

Did he assume you were a vegetarian? FHL for not realising he's a minority.

CherishFlowers 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:42

You are DISGUSTING. I hope you rot in hell. Oh, and by the way, I'm not a vegetarian. I just don't like torturing baby animals.

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:44

High five for helping our farmers shift veal calves who would have to be killed anyway, and supporting the ailing agriculture industry. On a similar note, #219 can get its facts straight about the way life really works.

Me27 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:50

Good riddance - not someone youy want.

hawkloverr 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:50

You are disgusting. Veal is made from BABIES. And the 'extraneous animals' wouldn't have to be killed if they were never bred, to the dumbass who posted #220, and by the way, LIVESTOCK and AGRICULTURE are not the same. #220 can get its facts straight about the fact that the livestock industry wastes sooooo many resources, and that eating meat is ecologically unsound. Anyway, I don't bitch out meat eaters, or reject prospective lovers who eat meat, (in fact, a majority of the people i've dated have been carnivores) but I WOULD bitch out and reject someone who was gushing about veal. Have some self restraint.

Carribu 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:02

I'll admit - YDI for just going on and on about veal. Who the hell goes on about meat. But yeah, I have a friend like that. She constantly tells me some poor little pig or cow died so I could eat. People just need to learn to respect other people's eating habits.

Ownord_fml 10

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:07

#222 You've dated carnivores ? Are you sure you don't mean omnivores ? You say "I don't bitch out meat eaters" but the vocab you use makes me think otherwise. Veal is made from Cows. Just like cow is. Babies can't have babies. Also: agriculture: The art or science of cultivating the ground, including the harvesting of crops, and the rearing and management of livestock; tillage; husbandry; farming. =)