By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 16:37 - New Zealand

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML
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micahsmommy 13

OP "where's that music coming from? Ugh, so annoying! Why won't it stop? Oh, good it stopped." picks up phone to play FarmVille..."%*^€#!"

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Andr913 13

I clicked on you. No, you're not.

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lexi123456789000 0

Hey, think on the bright side... U missed an important call, you're lonely, you're on fml.... Well... Uhhhh... Yeah, your life sucks...

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DocBastard 38

I just leave my phone on vibrate in my pocket all the time. I often call my own phone just for, uh, fun.

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DrMime 10

Vibrate mode doesn't quite do it for me, as my member is not located on the side of my leg. However, if you're a girl, you got to gyrate your hips if you want to vibrate your lips!

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123josie123 11

The worst part is that....I can totally relate lol

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shankle1234 0

For your picture... If you turn it to the left wont it be colder not hotter! Or am I looking at the pictures in the wrong order

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perdix 29

A good ringtone for you would be Beck's "Soy un perdedor." Are you so unpopular that you don't know how to use the fancy-schmanztzy features like caller ID to return missed calls?

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coltsrock37 15

This is why we don't have nice things.

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reldnahceus 8

Yeah- I don't get many either. Mostly texts.

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toenibbler 14

Could be because of your profile picture, it sort of… puts people off so to speak.

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ProhibitionRose 14

I've seen your picture all over the Internet. How do we know you're really you and not some 45 year old man pretending to be a girl?

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pinkcrayola 0

It's okay no one calls me either. :/

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wlddog 14

I would call more often, but you brought a crappy present to my birthday party. Then you eat all the ice cream. That cake was very dry, and we all needed it.

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pinkcrayola 0

Well it's your fault for having such a dry cake. And I'm sorry that you didn't like the Edward underwear that I got you, next time I'll buy you the pair with Jacobs mouth.

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