Miscellaneous: Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since...

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 16:37 - New Zealand

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

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You deserved it 4 398

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 648

You deserved it 4 834

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 614

You deserved it 3 267

By Dothy - 17/11/2008 09:54 - France

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 189

You deserved it 31 823

By unemployed - 09/11/2018 15:30

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 775

You deserved it 396

By still broke and jobless - 17/09/2015 20:24 - United States

Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 871

You deserved it 2 564

By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 388

You deserved it 58 933

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 181

You deserved it 2 821

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 166

You deserved it 3 550

By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 483

You deserved it 5 037

Probably not

By stupid voicemails - 28/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 014

You deserved it 55 239

micahsmommy 13

Thursday 1 March 2012 19:00

OP "where's that music coming from? Ugh, so annoying! Why won't it stop? Oh, good it stopped." picks up phone to play FarmVille..."%*^€#!"

Andr913 13

Thursday 1 March 2012 18:52

I clicked on you. No, you're not.

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FrankHotpants 31

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:15

The only kind of contact you're getting here on FML is not exactly what you may have wanted.Tough crowd out there.

stargirl19 2

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:24

Aww sorry OP

OHai15 12

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:35

Hey OP. Its just me. Forever alone? Forgot ur ringtone?? Hey that rhymed!! Im a poet... And I didnt even know it!!!

DataWog 30

Friday 2 March 2012 0:20

DIE IN A FIRE

KriiFahMoro 9

Friday 2 March 2012 13:21

Why do I have this sudden urge to hit you?

OHai15 12

Saturday 3 March 2012 2:16

why r yall so hostile????

Miouya 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 2:21

Cuz it was just that bad D:

GoodLookingGeese 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 23:19

Lucky you!!! I have aprox.50-60 phonecalls a day - I hate it when the phone rings. And they usually want something from me too. Argh..

BlindyMcGee 2

Thursday 1 March 2012 23:54

Oh god, your about me.....

ImSikh 0

Friday 2 March 2012 0:02

I'm sorry, but was it that important of a call that you'd of missed it?

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 2 March 2012 2:11

Terminate your contract.

navalacademy2015 4

Friday 2 March 2012 5:31

hateevryone 14

Friday 2 March 2012 6:27

awwww i can call you sometime. we can be friends.

imepelepticsir 5

Friday 2 March 2012 12:01

el oh el, i havnt had a call in over a month. Just Saying ( i envy you)

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Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML

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Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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Today, I started a home workout routine by following a YouTube video that promised "beginner-friendly" exercises. While attempting a lunge, I lost my balance, fell forward, and knocked over my TV. The TV fell onto my yoga mat, breaking both. Now I have no motivation and no TV. FML

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Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML

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Same thing different taste

Probably not

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