Miscellaneous: Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since...

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 16:37 - New Zealand

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

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You deserved it 4 398

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Same thing different taste

By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 648

You deserved it 4 834

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 614

You deserved it 3 267

By Dothy - 17/11/2008 09:54 - France

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 189

You deserved it 31 823

By unemployed - 09/11/2018 15:30

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 775

You deserved it 396

By still broke and jobless - 17/09/2015 20:24 - United States

Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 871

You deserved it 2 564

By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 388

You deserved it 58 933

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 181

You deserved it 2 821

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 166

You deserved it 3 550

By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 483

You deserved it 5 037

Probably not

By stupid voicemails - 28/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 014

You deserved it 55 239

micahsmommy 13

Thursday 1 March 2012 19:00

OP "where's that music coming from? Ugh, so annoying! Why won't it stop? Oh, good it stopped." picks up phone to play FarmVille..."%*^€#!"

Andr913 13

Thursday 1 March 2012 18:52

I clicked on you. No, you're not.

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ProhibitionRose 14

Thursday 1 March 2012 19:49

My mother has called me five times a day since I moved out and got married. Then posts on my Facebook if I don't answer. I envy you.

pinkcrayola 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:25

Just an idea, maybe she was a bit worried that you want to turn yourself into a fairy...

ProhibitionRose 14

Friday 2 March 2012 4:49

My mom stalks mine daily. Stalks my husbands too. I just figure she's bored and lonely now that she's got an empty nest. No harm in it either.

SmS1291 5

Thursday 1 March 2012 19:52

Time to find new friends.

FaZeClan 3

Thursday 1 March 2012 19:56

Hey! You know it's bad to bite your nails.

Enediin 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 19:59

Lol

williamh327 5

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:00

Even ur mommy didnt call u? Dats just sad...

Brice28_fml 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:06

Mean little girl..

silentbutfunny 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:08

Wat ever happend to kbye?

gonad_gobbler 1

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:23

make your answering machine a recording of a busy signal, that way everyone thinks you're popular

spazz666 18

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:26

Kayla, you're thirteen. Learn how to stop feeding the trolls or gtfo. Seriously, what are you doing on FML anyway?

KriiFahMoro 9

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:26

I know that feel... FYL

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Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML

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You deserved it 224

Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML

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You deserved it 131

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Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 4 299

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 650

You deserved it 2 404

Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 098

You deserved it 120

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 665

You deserved it 2 893

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 373

You deserved it 3 376

Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 870

You deserved it 4 017

Same thing different taste

Probably not

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