Miscellaneous: Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since...

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 16:37 - New Zealand

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

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You deserved it 4 398

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Same thing different taste

By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 648

You deserved it 4 834

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 614

You deserved it 3 267

By Dothy - 17/11/2008 09:54 - France

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 189

You deserved it 31 823

By unemployed - 09/11/2018 15:30

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 775

You deserved it 396

By still broke and jobless - 17/09/2015 20:24 - United States

Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 871

You deserved it 2 564

By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 388

You deserved it 58 933

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 181

You deserved it 2 821

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 166

You deserved it 3 550

By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 483

You deserved it 5 037

Probably not

By stupid voicemails - 28/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 014

You deserved it 55 239

micahsmommy 13

Thursday 1 March 2012 19:00

OP "where's that music coming from? Ugh, so annoying! Why won't it stop? Oh, good it stopped." picks up phone to play FarmVille..."%*^€#!"

Andr913 13

Thursday 1 March 2012 18:52

I clicked on you. No, you're not.

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kimcompton83 12

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:29

Get a social life, then maybe someone will call. The generic ringtones that come on your phone could be your problem.

KriiFahMoro 9

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:35

I'd stop biting your nails if I were you. It's a real nasty habit.

kooochris1995 14

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:40

Just stop biting your nails!

swampbilly 5

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:41

It'sKaylabitch wanna hook up?

immaMonsta 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:55

Huh. Fascinating.

pagullarka 9

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:01

Hey people check the previous post before you start commenting she is not chewing her nail get it through and let's get over it

RetardedChipmunk 7

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:17

You should probably stop biting your nails

katcot99 11

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:20

Loner-_-

thatonetroll 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:01

Stoner

linkinpark98 23

Friday 2 March 2012 7:56

Boner?

ladyLALAA 28

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:27

Biting your nails is such a dirt habit, Kayla!!

ProhibitionRose 14

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:36

Why would you blow my cover like that?! I'm totally a 56 year old posing as a puppy dog on FML for ***** and giggles.

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Today, my company told me that they refuse to buy me new safety footwear without a doctor's note, because my shoe size is three sizes smaller than the minimum size my company provides. I actually have to get my doctor to prove my shoe size. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 524

You deserved it 1 300

Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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You deserved it 247

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Today, I was walking my dog when we passed by a group of teenagers. My social anxiety urged me to appear like a cool, confident adult, so I threw a stick for my dog to fetch, expecting him to dash off as usual. Instead, he sat down and stared at me like I was crazy. One of the kids said, “He’s got more sense than you.” My dog barked in agreement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 124

You deserved it 437

Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML

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You deserved it 3 651

Today, after my kids told me they'd saved cash to buy me my dream birthday present - chickens - and after I'd worked excitedly to exhaustion for a week building a coop and chicken yard with no offered help from my husband, I'm now sitting in my empty chicken pen after everyone forgot about my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 379

You deserved it 92

Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 886

You deserved it 2 857

Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 065

You deserved it 10 558

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 205

You deserved it 2 822

Same thing different taste

Probably not

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